Choose Me

    Here are the answers to your essay questions replied to in my usual, helter-skelter method:

1. I have often been told things about the DHC. You come off as a nefarious band of misfits prancing about trying to capture the soul of college fun and make sure everyone gets their bite. That being said, I am enthralled at the notion that I might join your ranks and commit pleasantries while conjuring up innocuous gatherings that will be the hearty stuffing of DeVry fables to come.
   
2. I know the DHC has a varied purpose and basically assumes the position for whatever leftovers cannot be handled by clubs and organizations the school already has in place. The members of the DHC are a mythic gateway between the imaginative, dream-seeking student and the resources to make those very dreams come true. Those dreams may be many, but I hear the DHC focuses on fulfilling the fantasies of delicious meal plan dining, inspiring events, and providing ways to beat the status quo boredom running rampant throughout housing.
   
3. I believe toppings are not necessary if you have the proper ice cream. Ben & Jerry's crème brulee is my personal fave.
   
4. My talents are many but my favorite is my way with words. I use my wordsmith skills to psyche people up for the best of times, and I am also pretty good at balancing out different types of charismatic people to the point where people can get along. I am constantly falling in love with the romance of a moment. So, I just like making things fun and entertaining for the masses while trying to get people to have an intimate attachment with what is going on around them. Long live the memories.
   
5. My friends are highly interested in the upcoming ski/snowboard trip, and I would like to work with prior members in making that better this year than it ever was before. I also envision DeVry & community (meaning to include neighboring schools) nightlife events (clubs/concerts/fine dining), gaming nights (possibly Dave & Buster's), cultural trips (Art Museum, First Friday's, Ben Franklin Museum) and things of that sort. I have seen how many ideas and events that have flopped, and I have only been here a short time. My way of pulling off a better success/fail ratio is paramount to why I should be retained as a member of DHC, but until selection that method remains my secret.
   
6. This is the easiest question for me to answer out of them all. I have planned events and worked within the planning. I am great at getting people together, and that shouldn't be the trait/talent on trail here. The one thing I hope to develop as a member of the DHC is how to make this renegade, Party Boy behavior into a fine-honed, marketable skill.
   

I hope that this more than answers why you should choose me. Now all this and more can be yours for the simple membership selection into the almighty DHC.

Thankfully,

Johnathan K. Johnson

"If you're good at something, never do it for free…" –The Joker