Natalie is MINE!

I've always known I was the Natalie Portman Guru.

Video Chat w/ David Duchovny

Love Californication? Check out this Q&A session w/ David Duchovny as he fills us in on all things Season 3, and the upcoming Season 4.

Obama releases new government pills, guaranteed to make everyone FEEL GOOD!

Check out this http://bit.ly/6itSAH!!! It's the newest addiction to pharmaceutical drugs in the new Obama Universal Health Plan! That's right, now the same ecstasy available to the president, and all members of Congress, is available to you!!! It comes straight from your tax money!

The Bahermin Strikes Again!

So I had a pretty random conversation with Bahermin today, and this is how it went--I honestly hope someone was fucking with me and logged into his account for a bit of fun. CreeEeeEEeEeeepy!

Traci Lords is following me?

I don't have too many followers on Twitter, but I do have the real deal Traci Lords! You can follow me too, just go to www.twitter.com/jhny_drko. Thanks!!!