I need to see this movie!

Death From Above 2009

 

I dunno why this is affecting me so much, but it's not often in my life that I meet someone and then the next time I hear of them they're dead. Anyways, here's a facebook snippet of Brooke Beaumont. A total fuckin' shame.

OMFG ROFLMAO! -Hank Moody would be super salty about this title.

I don't think my gf would do this; but considering how little my friends pay attention to my plans, I definitely think this kind of absentmindedness is possible.

I think this guy will be my new dentist.

My Most Recent Experience w/ Philadelphia's Finest Fuckwads.

Dave,

Okay... so I call the Detective's office that Larry informed me about. Some dickwad Detective says that I should call 911 and inform them that my cell phone was stolen. His EXACT words, "Call 911. Have a squad car come out, and file a police report." My retort: "Isn't there another number I could call about this? It's not a dire emergency. I don't want to trouble dispatch with a stolen cell phone." Douchbag: "Again, CALL 911... [CLICK]."

Fuck the Police! Fuck the Police! Fuck 'Em.

This is Armageddon in Philadelphia!